The Tommy Lama: Past, Present, Future
MASTER HEALER TOMMY LAMA was born into harsh circumstances that would have doomed a lesser man. The son of a cruel and abusive mother who abandoned him at the age of 30, Tommy was forced to flee the golden gated communities of Brooklyn to seek wisdom in the mystical landfills of New Jersey, now known as Giants stadium. Through the application of the ancient techniques of Accidental Meditation and the liberal use of bath salts, Tommy was able to channel the spirit of Gilgamesh to defeat his inner demons. The spiritual awakening had begun and the man formerly known as Tommy Savitt was no more. Finally, the great teacher had been set loose unto the world. He is now and forever known as THE TOMMY LAMA.
MASTER TEACHER Tommy Lama offers his followers powerful energetic activations that bring them to a higher state of unconsciousness. By following the Tommy Lama’s life lessons, you will adapt to a fast changing world and open the possibilities for people to get in touch with the deeper fears they never knew they had and thus, retard their own personal evolution.
In Tommy's workshop, you will explore the benefits of being your true inner self through various forms of meditation. Starting by imagining oneself being covered with layers of honey that are meticulously stripped off your body by Africanized Honey Bees until finally, that ray of light beams through as if you still had a pair of eyes.
The Tommy Lama teaches us that time is not the healer of all wounds. Time is the great illusion that limits us and causes us to feel the stress of being late for work or being an inadequate lover. Tommy works to expand our understanding of "reality" by allowing us to become remote viewers, time travelers and in some cases, legends in our own minds.
Tommy has a long list of celebrity clients whose identities he cannot disclose, including Gary Busey, Nick Nolte, and Lindsey Lohan. All you have to do is read the newspaper to learn what Tommy's work has achieved for Ms.Lohan.
If you are in need of any advice or spiritual healing, please do not hesitate to contact someone else.
The Tommy Lama's credits include being a regular guest on the nationally syndicated "The Bob & Tom Show" as well as JLTV's "The James & Sunda Show". Tommy is a top requested artist on Sirius Satellite Radio. Tommy also is the recipient of the 2013 Producers Choice Award for the category of National Headline, 2009 LA Comedy Awards for "Best In Comedy", Canada's 2011 Great Plains Comedy Competition, and the back to back winner of the prestigious 2007 Boston International Comedy Festival and the 2008 Seattle International Comedy Competition.
